• Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.

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What would you do if you saw gay parents berated by a waitress?

Primetime from ABC NewsGay Parents Bashed

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Despite the stigma for gay men, there’s still hope for the world. This just touched my heart and almost made me cry. I implore that you guys watch this and reblog. Love is universal. This just made me believe further that there is a God, Allah, or Buddah.

MUST WATCH! :)

VERY TOUCHING. Watch it!

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Teacher: “You got a zero”

Me: “Why?”

Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”

Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”

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Boys will be boys.

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The innocence of childhood. ♥

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